Ain’t that the truth? (Taken with instagram)
I can’t imagine how this seemed like a good idea for a t-shirt in any language it was poorly translated into English from. The serial killer script is what is most off putting. (Taken with instagram)
This is the butter lamb that I made all by myself (mostly). You’ll note the ears are floppy and silly looking. They’re harder to make than I thought… (Taken with instagram)
These Wiener lesbians want to wish all you fine snatch out there a Happy Women’s Day. (Turns out marble statues LOVE Communist holidays.) (Taken with instagram)
I don’t normally brag but here I am. Last week I had the great honor of attending a reception to celebrate to opening of Anna Grodzka’s Krakow office thanks to my pal Ed Burns.
Who is Anna Grodzka? She is Poland’s first transgender MP and currently the only transgender politician in the world. And I got to meet her! I was all like, [in Polish] “It’s very nice to meet you” and she was all like, [in English] “What is your name?” and that was about the extent of it because some more pressing issue was brought up but I got to meet her!!!
And before I left I gave her a hug!!!
And there is proof of it on this Polish Gossip website!!!
Luckiest girl in the world.
